Resolutions that will make you chuckle...

Today was our first day back after our winter break. I'm always entertained when reading student's resolutions, so I thought I'd share:
...get on teacher's good side (as opposed to my back side?!)
...gain two pounds of muscle ( I think soaking wet with a pocket full of pebbles, he might weigh 50 pounds!)
...be the best at monopoly (What about school?!)
...be nicer to my scissors (?!)
...get along with my brother once in awhile
...have a better personality (Yes, please work on this!)

I hope at least one brought a smile to your face!